Thursday, April 21, 2011

Ayo its P-Tones guide to huntin wit dignity




Ayo whattup this Big Riggatone aka the Emperor of Egypt namsayin. Yall already kno. Word is bond son its been a minute since a nigga updated so I apologize to yall muthafuckas threatenin to killa yallselves n shit if a nigga aint unveil some new scrolls soon. Son ya know Tone been slappin eagles out the sky n divin in the ponds wit the sharks swimmin in em to make sure he aint lose touch wit his roots n shit. Word is bond the god be runnin thru forests n knockin over trees wit his shoulders jus so he aint lose his edge nahmean. Summers comin too so a nigga gotta make sure he dont get too pudgy or whatever. I be havin my high calorie meals tho nahmean. A nigga be havin his raviolis n turkey links n shit namsayin. The kid tryin to live healthy tho so once in a while a nigga gotta run out into the forests n kill somethin wit his bare hands tho namsayin. Lotta niggas frown upon huntin n shit so they aint fuck wit none of that shit. N yo I agree wit all that g. You cant just be runnin out into the jungle n be blowin a rhino into 10 pieces wit a cannon n shit n callin yaself a hunter g. Thats that faggot shit son. Niggas comin out into the jungle wit they safari shit on...takin a rocket launcher to shoot a muthafuckin giraffe n shit. Niggas usin harpoons to catch a polar bear in the frozen tundras or whatever. Nah son. Thats that shit those rich honkies be doin n shit b. Son I might throw a small iceberg at a polar bear but I aint gon jus sneak up on it n hit it wit no harpoons n shit. Tone be tryin to operate on a level playin field when he hunt. Aint gon be no fair fight no matter what tho cos only one of us got Zeus blood n can hit a nigga wit 3 tons per slap namsayin. Regardless tho son real niggas hunt wit they bare hands nahmean. Yall niggas need to be doin the same. Niggas be sneakin up behind deers wit they camouflage n shit n poppin em wit a shotgun n shit. Muthafuckas jus gon spray up the whole animal wit a machine gun like that n act like that was a actual challenge n shit. Nah that aint how a nigga get down son. At the most you gon require like a sharp stick maybe namsayin.  I aint even talkin bout no spears n shit tho b. Cos lets face it nahmean...even in 2011 a nigga cant jus be walkin round wit no spear n not expect muthafuckas to look at that like its some coon shit namsayin. If you black n you walkin round wit a spear you gon catch a couple funny looks at the very least nahmean. No question. You dont gotta have no bone in ya nose n a grass skirt or none of that. Niggas dont need war paint n feather helmets wit elephant tusks pokin out the sides to be lookin like Shaka Zulu n shit if they holdin a spear son. N Tone aint bout reinforcin stereotypes like that g. So I dont fuck wit no spears n shit namsayin. But ya boy do be catchin some prey wit his bare hands if it come down to it. Nigga I be wrestlin alligators in the swamps to get new luggage n shit yo. You gotta be resourceful son. All that ties in wit havin a healthy lifestyle too g. Yall niggas doin jumpin jacks n that yoga shit tho. Fuck all that b. P-Tone be operatin on a whole nother level of cardio trainin n shit son. A nigga be runnin up the sides of mountains n throwin boulders off hillsides n shit. I be sparrin wit gorillas n slap boxin wit bears son. N if I happen to kill somethin Imma not only consume that but Imma wear it too. That way the animal aint lose its life in vain n shit g. I be respectin nature nahmeans. Tone got mad respect for the environments son. Yeah I be eatin the bark off trees n pullin some them out the ground n shit but Toney dont litter or use aerosol sprays or nothin like that. Its all bout that circle of life tho g. That way we dont run outta wildlife n shit. It all goes round in a big circle namsayin. Respect the o-zone layers son. Its bad enough we got niggas dumpin oil into the oceans n shit. We gotta preserve this earth for the seeds tho nahmean. Thats real talk. Thats why I be sayin niggas need to do this shit wit some dignity. When Tone go after his prey he dont jus be hidin up in the trees n catchin the muthafucka by surprise n shit. The god gon confront the animal like a man n shit son. That hidin in the bushes makin duck calls is some sucker shit b. First of all if you a nigga who hunts ducks I hope you aint readin this shit to begin wit nahmean. Tone dont respect that clappin ya hands n the makin ducks fly across the sky while niggas pop em wit buckshots n hit like 10 at a time n then get a muthafuckin dog to go pick em up n shit so that those lame niggas aint gotta get they feet wet. Fuck that shit son. If ya boy wants to catch a duck Imma jump in the ponds n tackle one n break its neck g. Like a man nigga. Fuck that hidin in the bushes shit. Thats why I dont be fuckin wit traps neither. Niggas aint respectin they preys. When Tone was a little nigga he had to learn to survive by huntin small rodents n shit. That was a matter of survival tho. When I got grown I stopped all that huntin marsupials n rodents n shit n graduated to more dangerous prey namsayin. But dont get it twisted cos a raccoon will tear ya fuckin eye out if you underestimate that nigga. I seen a raccoon take out a nigga whole eyeball once. N that was a family member son. Word bond we looked for my cousins eye for like 3 hours n never found it b. My nigga got a eyepatch now. He gotta live wit that mistake for the rest of his life n shit. But see he underestimated his prey n he paid the consequence namsayin. He dont hold that against the raccoon tho cos that was his mistake son. So whether you huntin squirrels or tigers you gotta always assume that the animal got a plan to end ya life nahmean. Remember that. Thats all I got for yall niggas.
Aight peace.


Ayo n before I go I wanna address some shit. Niggas is still beggin Tone to get at Aubrey or whatever n I wanna say we gotta move on son. All that shit that needed to be said bout son been said. We bout makin positive moves rite now. Like that little nigga Aubrey told you hisself we off that. So lets leave that shit alone son. Plus son be respectin wildlife wit his fashion choices n I aint mad at him for that. Aight?










By the way son lost his cat or some shit. If you got Aubreys cat please return that namsayin. We aint bout takin niggas pets son.


I just seen this on his website namsayin:


MISSING


Last seen on Tuesday April 20th 2011, sometime after brunch. 
Answers to "Mr.Whiskers" or "kitty kitty kitty"
Will pay substantial reward and/or give super big hugs for safe return

Email Aubrey Graham at drizzay<3<3<3@gmail.com if you have any info



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