Ayo whattup yall its me Big Ghost aka Wolf Blitzers namsayin. Ayo normally a nigga aint really pay no attention to these awards shows like that but a nigga been tryin to branch out artistically n shit namsayin. Word son the god been writin screenplays n shit...tryin to get his foot in the doors n shit in Hollywood nahmean. A nigga been reachin out thru various avenues to these Hollywood niggas n tryin to rub shoulders wit these muthafuckas n whatever. Ayo as of the present times we in discussions wit Tom Cruise n Hugh Jackman n we waitin to hear back from Julianne Moore n a couple other niggas n shit. Word. A nigga jus tryin to get some of this Will Smith paper namsayin. The god figures that if the Fresh Prince can do this shit then Imma be able to sorta duplicate that niggas movements n shit to a certain extents nahmean. A nigga was watchin that Pursuit Of Happyness joint n shit the other night n a light bulb jus popped off in a nigga head namsayin. A nigga was jus diagnosed wit that inspiration n shit nahmean. So a nigga jus figured ayo Imma see all these nominated joints n shit so a nigga got some frames of references n shit when I go approach one these Hollywood dudes n shit. So a nigga aint gotta talk out his ass n shit nahmean. N boom. The shit jus came together n a nigga now in the process of makin some power moves namsayin. So wit no further ados n shit Imma go in. Ayo first off we got the Best Actor category n shit nahmean. Ayo son Imma come right out the gate wit this but a nigga was disappointed wit who they nominated n shit for this category nahmean. Ayo me n a couple my niggas went to go see that Kings Speech joint n shit namsayin. N yo one these niggas was tellin me that this shit was a comedy n shit ya know. But ayo son...word bond son a nigga was clockin Zs 10 minutes into that muthafucka. Ayo that shit was like watching roaches fuck son. Niggas was out cold n shit nahmean. N they nominated the lead nigga in that shit for best actor n shit g. Ayo personally Imma hafta roll wit that James Franco kid n shit cos that nigga was choppin off his arm n shit n makin that shit look mad real nahmean. N yo that kid with the little jewfro in that Facebook movie kinda did his thing too b. Word. But yo for best actress n shit Imma have to roll wit my girl Natalie nahmean. Straight up. Ayo to keep it 100 wit yalls a nigga aint really watch the other flicks in this category n shit but Imma stand by that anyway. Ayo that lesbo shit was mad convincin son. Ayo a nigga was wooded up n shit up to that point. Ayo Natalie Portman a nigga jus wanna say you did ya thing n I hopes you get that trophy ma. N yo I kno you was seeded up by that ballerina nigga n shit so it aint like how it use to be n shit...but a nigga still gon keep you in mind for the future n shit namsayin. But the rest of the movie...ayo I aint really wit that arts n crafts shit son nahmean. Shit was bugged out g. I aint even gon say no more. So yo movin ahead we got the best picture category n shit. Ayo this shit was easy for a nigga namsayin. Ayo word Imma have to give that honor to the Toy Story 3 joint son. Straight up. Ayo a nigga jus connected wit this shit son. These toy niggas was really really really holdin they other niggas down n shit. Word yo if niggas in the hood was holdin they niggas down like Woody n Buzz Lightyear shit would be a problem for rival niggas nahmeans. Word is bond Im tellin you g mad tears was flyin out a nigga wig n shit nahmean. These niggas was takin bullets n jumpin into fires n shit for eachother man. Ayo they was toys on the outside n shit but inside these was some loyal ass niggas that was holdin they brothers down n shit. They was like the Wu n shit nahmean. Ayo most muthafuckas that saw this shit might a thought they was watchin some shit bout some talkin toys at a preschool n shit nahmean. Ayo the god was seein this as some shit where a crew a niggas was bussin outta jail n shit n bein put in the position where they was dealin wit some hatin ass niggas along the way namsayin. Niggas had they backs pressed up on the walls n shit. They was dealin wit snitches n goonies n law enforcement niggas n whatever whatever. Ayo I seen the shit wit the nigga Rae n yo...that nigga face was wet nahmean. Nigga looked like he was sweatin n shit. Niggas was gettin mad emotional over that shit g. N wasnt like no homo tears son...we was sheddin those gorilla tears son. Ayo if you seen this shit n you aint felt nothin chances is you ruinnin wit rats n faggot niggas son. Ayo we usin that shit as verification on a niggas pedigrees n shit b. We gon run up on niggas n ask them if they seen the Toy Story 3 joint n shit n if niggas aint givin that shit a thumbs up we gon take that as a cue to buss a nigga head open wit a fire hydrant son. We gon run up on niggas n ask them where they stand on that shit n if niggas got problems wit Toy Story 3 they gettin they bottle caps popped off nahmean. Ayo word bond son we aint playin wit these niggas.
Aight peace.
Aight peace.
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