Thursday, May 14, 2009

The Proper 'Hugging' of a Baby

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:
1. First, uh, find a baby...

2. Second, be sure that the object you found was
indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques.

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby
before actually beginning the hugging process.
4. The 'paw slide: to accomplish this technique,
simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.
5. Finally, if a camera is present,
you will need to execute the difficult and patented
'hug, smile, and lean' so as to achieve the best photo quality.

6. Prepare to go "Awwwwwwwww!"

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